NEL Blog

by Guitar_Whizz

One thing I’ve noticed from recent friday & saturday night sarges in the town where I live is this – because of the binge drinking culture of the UK, after about midnight, literally EVERY girl is drunk as a skunk, therefore if you want to pull them you don’t really need all the tight game you’d usually use on a sober girl.

Here are some simple tactics for pulling these girls:-

TACTIC 1

At this time of night, and especially in loud bars, simply go up to a girl on or near the dancefloor, look her in the eyes, grab her hand and start dancing with her. Do this with TOTAL belief that you will succeed. Oh sure, some girls will brush you off but just move onto the next one if that happens. This technique is known as ‘cavemaning’.

Once you get dancing with a girl, you can start making out with her within a few minutes by going into heavy kino with the dancing and then moving your faces closer together until you are tongueing her down.

Move her to another part of the club and have a conversation, and then say you’re going to another bar and get her to come with you. Once you’re in the next bar, amplify the attraction and then try to get her back to your place by saying ‘we’re going to the monkey bar, come along’. (the monkey bar is your place). If she asks what the monkey bar is, say ‘it’s a private party that only a privaledged few are invited to’. You then get her into a taxi with you and go back to your place.

TACTIC 2

Instead of cavemaning, try this tactic instead. Outside on the street(s) where all the bars & clubs are is your GOLDEN opportunity to pull. When on a night out, don’t think that inside the bar or club is the only place to pull. The street outside the venues will be packed full of chicks walking to and from each bar or club. All you need to do is stop them and ask an opinion, flirting a bit, and then say you’re off to a certain bar and get them to come with you.

Once you’ve got them in the bar, follow the instructions as in TACTIC 1 and get them back to your place.

Both these tactics have been field tested by myself and Lucky Phil, and they work, so give them a try!

-Guitar_Whizz