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by Colonel

My wing and I were discussing our previous nights activities on the way back from Leeds on Sunday and we came to the conclusion that the better looking a girl is the LESS likely she is to get approached.

We all know that UG’s don’t get approached, unless its at the end of the night and the AFC’s are mortal and activate ‘caveman mode’!

We firmly believe that the girls that get approached more than any others are the 5’s 6’s and 7’s. The reason for this is straightforward. Your ‘Average Joe’ will find it difficult enough to approach chicks as it is, he will be unwilling to go outside of his comfort zone any further than he already is by approaching a chick that he believes is ‘above his station’ and therefore will settle on a 5,6 or 7.

I have found that the girls in this category are the ones that get approached more simply because they appear ‘more approachable’ to your normal everyday man. I would not describe a guy that has the confidence to approach strange women as an AFC simply because they are a bit higher up the scale.

I was gaming a 10 a while ago and one of the things she said to me was that she hardly ever got approached in clubs by anybody, well that’s a bit of a lie, she got her ass felt a lot and got a lot of extremely drunk blokes who presumably had built up a lot of Dutch courage but couldn’t speak to save their lives!

She could not remember the last time a normal/cool stranger had struck up conversation with her in any situation! She does notice always about 20 guys ‘in the vicinity’ looking at her, which, incidentally, she hates!

All of her boyfriends had come from social circle (an impressive social circle to be fair) and she had about 20 guys that kept in regular contact, that were her ‘male friends’. These utter fools didn’t realise what frame they had put themselves into!!

Anyway my point is this; don’t assume that because a chick is a 9 that you are not good enough for her because she probably hasn’t met a cool guy in a bar for months, if ever!

She will get attention but who wants some drunken lecherous fucking wanker grabbing their arse or talking utter shit to them?

My wing proved this (he approaches anything without fear) when he managed to pull a chick that appears regularly in The Sport (she was a 9) on Saturday night!

- Colonel

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