NEL Blog

Eating a bowl of Shreddies.  Been awake since 0200.  I promise no more weed for a week after tonight.  Stomach hurts.

WTF??????

This book is like Indiana Jones meets that fucked up kid from The Wasp Factory.  I spent over 20 minutes just starting at a picture of some really ugly Jewsh guy before spending a further 9 hours reading about how he fucked a bunch of hot women and some chick from a band.  Google images should be banned.  Can’t stop touching myself now.  Guitar chick is hot.

Realised in picture Jewish guy now looks like the Satan guy.  I think he knows I am watching him.  Laptop.  Wardrobe.  Hiding.

Looking at flights now.  America is in budget.  Ugly guy screws hot rock chick == Fraggle spooning Britney by the weekend.

Choices.  £897 of books from Amazon?  Flight + Spooning Ms Spears?  More weed?  Books look good.  Have space in bookshelf.  Always wanted to levitate and hypnotise the shit out of people.  Fuck thats nailed it.  Buy books.  Learn magic.  Fly America.  Spoon Spears.  Perform in Vegas.  I am rockstar.